[written in April 2007, when I decided to go back to using the name "Jesus Crisis," after three days of calling myself "Juan Solo"]

Three days is all it took...just like the "good" book said.  And to celebrate, I will, in the next week or two, post a video of me performing a provocative, all-original new freestyle rap, tentatively titled "Mary Cheney."  Stay tuned...you're not going to want to miss this one.  If Tom deletes me because of it, MySpace will have crucified the Messiah anew.  But fear not, for I am with you always, even until the end of the age....