Keep Your Jesus off My Penis (featuring Eric Schwartz)

I'm still in a whimsical mood today...and I have to go to work soon, which prevents me from writing a proper, well-thought-out blog. But in keeping with yesterday's Bush-wacky theme, I decided to use today's blog entry to pimp my friend Eric Schwartz, who happens to be one of the funniest guys in America. Click on his name in this blog to visit his profile and hear songs like "Keep Your Jesus off My Penis," "Houston, We Have a Problem" (about Whitney), and "Clinton Got a Blowjob." Please don't be offended - we can all use a frequent laugh in today's world. And while you're at it, here's a hilarious (but, I will warn you, irreverent) video by Eric. Enjoy!

Eric Schwartz

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  • 1/13/2008 10:29 AM mb aka susannah dean wrote:
    what a great way to start the day. i am laughing!

    is there some way you can add "loved it" to the "what did you think of the article"?

    i'm still laughing. you should boxes of tissues here for us
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    1. 1/13/2008 2:51 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      When I went to copy this blog, I discovered that the MySpace video I had used in it no longer worked.  Fortunately, I was able to find it again on You Tube.  (-;
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      1. 1/13/2008 8:18 PM mb aka susannah dean wrote:
        praise the goddess you found it again! i'm still laughing!!!
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        1. 1/13/2008 8:20 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
          Amen!

          Or perhaps I should say...

          Awomen!
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          1. 1/13/2008 8:22 PM mb aka susannah dean wrote:
            are we back to the saint/haint thingy again?
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  • 1/13/2008 5:47 PM Chris wrote:
    LMAO.... Edgy is as edgy does they say... I needed a good laugh thanks... Now go read my blog.... LOL...

    That's an order.. or you will be summarily TAGGED.

    Chris
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    1. 1/13/2008 7:59 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      LOL... I just read your blog and enjoyed it.  I still owe three people tagged blogs... so I'll probably do all three in one in the near future.  Glad you liked the video....
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  • 1/13/2008 6:39 PM Susan wrote:
    Absolutely brilliant, the man's a genius. Thanks so much for a great start to the day.
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    1. 1/13/2008 8:10 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      You're welcome, Susan! 

      I guess I've seen it thirty times, and I still laugh out loud at some parts. (-;
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  • 1/13/2008 7:42 PM Kelly wrote:
    I came across this a few months ago it's funny and yet very poignant. I enjoyed it thoroughly!
    Thanks for posting it!
    Have a great Sunday,
    Kelly
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    1. 1/13/2008 8:18 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      Thanks, Kelly!  You, too! 

      Eric gave me permission a couple of years ago to put the video on my MySpace profile.  I had it there until that profile was deleted last year.  (Maybe the video was responsible... lol.)  When I posted it as a blog on my new MySpace profile last June, it only received something like two comments - leading me to think it was more than a lot of people could take... lol.

      I'm glad to see that others find it as meaningful and hilarious as I do.  I'm not alone after all... lol.
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      1. 1/13/2008 8:37 PM Elena wrote:
        This is hilarious and even better the second time around. Keep us laughing. lol
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        1. 1/13/2008 9:24 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:

          Thanks, Elena!  No matter how often I watch it, this keeps me laughing.

           

          Somebody said laughter is the best medicine....


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  • 1/13/2008 8:40 PM CONNIE wrote:
    I needed a good laugh. Very poignant as well. I am glad you have the myspace up. I still go there and to this site. It is easier to have a blog there and a short cut to here....now that you are perfectly confused. have a great week

    I miss you not reading my poetry. I won't threaten you like Rune Warrior (Chris) however.

    Love to Geri
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    1. 1/13/2008 9:29 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      Thanks, Connie!  I'm glad you found it humorous.  I once sent it to a good friend who's studying for the priesthood, and he was not at all amused....  (-;  I appreciate your feedback on the MySpace issue as well.  And I look forward to drinking in more of your poetry soon (no need to threaten me... lol).  Geri sends her love back.
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  • 1/13/2008 8:41 PM Elena wrote:
    Why don't you post Clinton got a blow job.
    I think Hillary would even think this is funny right now. lol
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    1. 1/13/2008 9:30 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      LOL...  I will try to post it sometime this week.
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  • 1/13/2008 9:56 PM Angie wrote:
    I truly love this. I've got to show this one to my husband. He'll get a kick out of it.
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    1. 1/13/2008 10:03 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      Thanks, Angie!  I appreciate you stopping by! Tell your husband hi!
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  • 1/14/2008 12:01 PM Tara wrote:
    I loved it and my two year old did too. She hollered More! More! More! when it ended. I especially appreciated the part about protecting a single cell and executing people.
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  • 2/6/2008 11:38 PM barbie wrote:
    Okay, now THIS cheered me up!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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    1. 2/6/2008 11:41 PM Jesus Crisis wrote:
      Thanks, Barbie!  I'm glad you like it.  This video always makes me laugh....

      Have you seen Eric's video "Clinton Got a Blowjob"?  I've posted it here somewhere as well.
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  • 7/5/2008 10:45 PM meribeth wrote:
    if i listen to this again, it will never get out of my head...

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