I Love Lube
[originally posted on my "Jesus W. Bush" MySpace profile]
I Love Lube
Current mood:
enthralled
Category: News and Politics
Crude oil is my favorite type. 
I especially like those who have a lot of it. As long as they lube me generously!

But if you're a stingy bastard and prefer not to give it to me like I like it, I...

Wouldn't you rather be sucked than kilt?
So please be nice and...
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Wait! That didn't come out right. After all...

That's whay I chose him as my running mate. I found it unbearable to think of eight years in the White House without Dick.

Speaking of Dick, did you hear what that former First Lady whose name I refuse to mention asked me the other day?

The nerve of some people. Was she trying to incinerate that my vice president is small of stature? That's why I don't like the cunt.
Anyway, back to the matter in hand, I need lubrication... Crude Oil

Because, as much as I love Dick, without oil he's just another Vice President.
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Currently listening : Dick’s Picks, Vol. 21: Richmond, Virginia, 11/1/85 By Grateful Dead Release date: 31 August, 2004 |






Such a nice blog
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Another great post in this series C I'm finding that when I write a "better" headline I'm actually simply following your advice. Above all else C keeping it reader focused helps alot even if its a mediocre headline.
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